SIDE EFFECTS™

You took SIDE.

Nothing yet. Scroll. It takes a minute.

“I don't think it's working.”

Wait.

Plate IV — What do you see?

“A green candle. They're all green candles.”

“Why does the font have a taste?”

The website is looking back.

I am the liquidity pool.

“Everything is paired with everything.”

There is no top. There is no bottom.

“I can hear the chart.”

“I'll just check one thing.”

POV: you skipped the Important Safety Information.

Chat, is this real?

The feed has started showing you the feed.

It knows what time it is.

SIDE SIDE SIDE SIDE.

Signal lost.

A wellness feature you did not ask for

Time for a break?

You have been on SIDE for a while. Your screen time is up 4,200% this week. The candles are not in the room with you.

You are not your portfolio.

You are a holder. You are being held.

Important Safety Information

You are fine.

You are a person looking at a website. The website is about a coin. The coin is paired with Eli Lilly stock. None of this is medicine.

Breathe in. Breathe out. Do not exceed your net worth.

“I think I'm back.”

What did we learn?

What we learned

That was a coin.

SIDE is a coin on Base paired with tokenized LLY. Trading fees go back to holders as LLY stock tokens through Feel.cash. That part was real.

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Warning: may go to zero. SIDE is a parody memecoin with no intrinsic value. It is not a drug, a security or advice, and it is not affiliated with or endorsed by Eli Lilly and Company. Stock rewards depend on trading activity, come through Feel.cash under its terms, and may not be available where you live.